Saggy, shapeless, icky. These are a few of the descriptive terms I think of when I’m considering your standard cotton boxers. For hasn’t the industry moved on? We’re all looking resplendent these days in our highly sculptured pouches which allow our tackle to arrive in the room a good few minutes before we do, right?
Or maybe not. I’d mentally consigned the good old cotton boxer to room 101, leaving them to those poor sad fools who still grab a pair of undies along with their supermarket shop, or who slink into M&S in the dead of night – fearing the social shame that awaits them should they be caught without their ball boosters on….
And then there was Rufskin Boyce.
Even Rufskin’s own description is sort of gently suggesting, “look, you don’t always buy these. It’s not that they need be underpants, oh no. One might wear them by the pool or even when relaxing”.
So there it is chaps. Even your balls need a break from being fabulous – now we’ve admitted it, why don’t you check out the Rufskin Boyce Soft Cotton Boxers. We’ll all feel better for it I’m sure.